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jesskuu asked: OMYGOD IS THIS REAL LIFE?

Nah.  Just a figment of your imagination.

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jesskuu asked: YOU'RE BACK.

I AM.

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Anonymous asked: How's the little brat doing?

You better be referring to my dog.

He’s the biggest brat I know.

And he’s fine, lol.

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Anonymous asked: Can you give me your email address ..؟

Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200.

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Anonymous asked: you are realy kyuhyun ?!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what my mom sewed in my underwear growing up so… I sure hope so.

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Anonymous asked: i fall in love with you. otteoke ? haha

More like “no-tteoke”.

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reallyspicyasianramen asked: wow, its been super quiet on your blog lately...

Hear that?

*waits in silence*

Yeah me either.

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sakura2838 asked: KYUUUUHYUUUUN YOU SHOULDN`T TEASE YOUR FANS LIKE THAT. THAT WAS CRUEL. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! HOW DO YOU NOT MELT UNDER TWO SHIRTS? ALFJADLKAFDLA >: C

The bottom shirt absorbs the sweat so the top shirt doesn’t.  It makes sense, I swear.

Also.  I’m forever a troll.  I thought that was obvious by now.

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jamraaawr asked: So... Kyu, how do you feel now that I've replaced you for Sehun in my heart? :3

Good for you.

Oh wait.

Was I supposed to be hurt….?

Har har.  *evil smirk*

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Anonymous asked: what do you think of your new dongsaengs exo?

I love them.

Like.

Really love them.

They’re so stinkin’ cute.